February 2012
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
ROBONMYKNOB: Just got home. So wasted. But I met... →
robonmyknob:
Just got home. So wasted. But I met this guy on the street. First night out of jail with all of his papers on him. And I bought him food along with all of my friends and tipped our waitress 20 just to make sure that she took care of him till closing at least. I just wanted to make sure that he…
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
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my boyfriend is great and he loves me but I always feel like i’m doing something wrong
“And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn’t really change the fact...”
– The Perks of Being A Wallflower (via wonderless-)
Watchwhitneyisawesome:
mebreenie:
youaremyhomenow:
HOLY SHIT. ^^THIS.
:O O.o I wanna learn this for the muscles!!! SHIT MAN!!! damn.
Later in my life… I WILL be able to do this… and you know what. I’d carry a pole with me everywhere.
welp i heard my parents having sex so i’m just gonna sit here and scrub away the dirt on my soul
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i remember when i actually put effort into my appearance..
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Watchianpadilla:
-uhhleeseeuhh:
yoheysup:
blaggot:
AGAIN
omg
OH MY GOD. I do like a lot of her cd very much but this was like a bad american idol audition
LMFAO FLOP
whoops
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ha-502:
my dad hasn’t been home all day i’m worried what if he was (Taken with instagram)
cssdy:
anal eyes
analyze
anal lies
hyperbolequeen:
it’s 2 o clock in the mornin the conversation got boring because no one’s talkin to me take it away t-pain
